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09/08/2006: "The Evil Eye"

It's alive... ALIIIIIVE!

My eyelid seems to have taken on a life of it's own. It's now 4:40 a.m. and I've been up for an hour because it was too painful to sleep any more.
Hot compresses? yeah, I know the drill. This thing scoffs at me and my hot compresses! Begone hot compresses, you have no power here!

I'm calling Kaiser the minute they open. (8:30. I'm counting the minutes, believe me!)
I need some antibiotics. An eye patch and a parrot wouldn't be bad for accessorizing about now either. I wonder if a cockatiel would suffice. I have a few of those around.

Of course I have this damned wedding tomorrow. The flowers present no problems, I can look hideous and still arrange and deliver them, but I'm also supposed to stay on with the catering company and work the reception ! I pray that the doc can give me something that will make me presentable by tomorrow.

You know it's reallly bad when your own family, the ones who love you more than anyone, recoil in horror at the sight of your swollen miserable countenance. I can only imagine how a posh wedding party of complete strangers will react to me when I'm supposed to be handling their food! UGH. I'd run away from me in horror!

Needless to say, I'm limiting my exposure to humans today, for purely aesthetic reasons, (not to mention, I have no clue if this crap is contagious! god I hope not!)

My husband has even agreed to pick up the last batch of flowers for me at my wholesaler on his way home from work later today. This is a sure sign that I must look like death on a cracker. The less I have to see people today, the better we'll all be. I assure you! Until then, I'm doing the diva thing with the dark glasses. I sure hope it gets light out soon! I can't see shit right now! hee!

I couldn't find a suitably creepy eye pic for you, and no way in hell am I taking a pic of my own eye!
I had to settle for the doggie pic above. Believe me, that pic is MUCH cuter than I am right now! And the flowers are a nice touch, no?

Back later y'all! *mwah*