Warning, Adult Content! Also... "Why I am not good at fantasy roleplay."
Husband and I are going away for an overnighter. He has an inspection job going on several hours away up the coast near Eureka. I have decided to tag along for the ride. We’ve had a rough week or two around here and are really looking forward to a night away and some time together. We’ll go to one of the indian casinos tonight, and I can hang out and knit and read magazines while he does his inspection in the morning and then we’ll drive home tomorrow. A little mini road trip will be perfect!

Hubby was in charge of picking out a motel for us to stay at. Historically, he is NOT GOOD at this. (Really really not good at this!)
We have stayed at some horrific motels before. Somehow, in towns where there are plenty of perfectly normal, fairly clean, roach-free places to stay, my husband has a knack for picking out the worst of the lot.

As we were drifting off to sleep last night, we had a very funny conversation that went like this.

Me: “I hope the hotel is nice this time!”

Husband: [makes unintelligible mumbling sounds]

Me:“Well at least if it’s a real sleazy place we can make a game out of it!”

Husband:[perks up a bit] “Huh?”

Me: Y’know… I can show up late at night and knock on your hotel room door, and you invite me in for a drink! *wink wink*”

Husband: [after a long pause] “Will there be pizza involved??”

Me:[thinking ,What the HELL?] “Uh…Pizza?”

Husband :“Well, if you’re at my door at that time of night you’re either going to have to pretend to be a hooker or a pizza delivery girl, and pizza sounds REALLY good!”

Me: “Why do I have to be a hooker OR pizza delivery? Isn’t that a little, you know...limiting? Why can’t I just be the strange girl you met on the internet?”

Husband:“You already ARE the strange girl I met on the internet, I thought this was supposed to be a FANTASY!”

Me: “Drat!”

Sigh.
I am SO not good at this fantasy thing!

Back soon y'all, wish me luck at the casino! xoxo
05.15.07 @ 07:36 AM PST [link] |